They just don’t sing it like they use to. Timeless Christmas carols are from the legends, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, and the king with the smoothest voice of them all, Nat King Cole.
It comes as no surprise that these gents who made millions of people feel the holiday spirit with their voices, were snappy dressers.
Not all Christmas gifts should come wrapped in pretty paper and delivered by a man a red suit and red hat. A man dressed in a button-down white shirt and a fedora tiled to the side, singing “White Christmas” would be a gift by itself. Preferably I’ll be L.A or Miami and the snow would be from a machine.
Having ten fingers covered in so much style, or having gloves covering ten fingers that need to be manicured. That’s the thing about dressing certain parts of the body well, it can hide a problem area or showcase a part of your body that you’ll like to get a lot of attention.
Imagine Santa in his heydays with the beard and mustache, before he settled down at the North Pole. Imagine him being a city man, walking and biking instead of having to rely on reindeers to carry him around. I see the cause of his weight gain.
Imagine Santa before he meet Mrs. Claus being the man who preferred naughty over nice and didn’t wait to kiss under any mistletoes.
Imagine Santa not looking anything like someone who should be called Old Saint Nick, but will be called Saint of my…. You finish that sentence how you see fit after feasting your eyes on the the Ken Claus finalists of 2013.