Words from a friend who will remain nameless because once you read what she said to her one year one child, you’ll understand. “If you don’t get down from that stool I’ll push you.”
The things children will may you say and do once they learn to walk and talk. Take that craziness and times it by 3 and that’s what my friend is dealing with her son, who is smarter than some 5 years old I’ve meet in my life. My nephew is walking up and down stairs without assistance, eats like a grown child, and walks around his neighborhood with his English bulldog like a they won the hood. Stewie and Brian from Family Guy need to watch out. Now my friend is not animated like Lois Griffin and raising a child who’s plotting on taking over southeastern hemisphere of America has her running after her Lil’ Man everyday and everywhere. If she isn’t running, she’s talking crazy things.
So I was all to happy to help when she asked for assistance finding sneakers (running and wedges) to wear when running after a child who believes the word stop means run faster. She is to much of a fashionable woman to play it safe with her sneakers therefore I’m giving her choices broken down into two groups.
First group contains sneakers she can wear to maintain her tight-is-right body and enhance her running abilities to catch up to her mini-flash whose sudden sprint-like abilities should be in the world book of records.
The second group contains sneakers so edgy and chic in appearance that everyone will focus on her feet. The sneakers will keep them distracted long enough so she’ll be able to carry out her disciplinary actions on the love of her life, her son, who’s plans to take over the world will have to wait until after he moves out, seventeen years from now.
1: New Balance 890 Running Trainers $135 // 2: Nike Free Running Gray and Pink Sneakers $135 // 3: New Balance 410 Blue Trainers $85 // 4: Nike Air Vortex White/Green Sneakers $105 // 5: Veja Arcade Gray Low Top Sneakers $134 // 6: ASOS DOMINO Running Sneakers with Suede $60 // 7: ASOS DOMINO Running Sneakers with Suede $60 // 8: Reebok ERS 2000 Sneakers $136 // 9: Nike Free Running 5.0 V4 Sneakers $136
1: Adidas Top Ten Hi Sleek Bow Black Sneakers $127 // 2: Indie Buckled Sneakers $142 // 3: Supra Skytop Red High Top Sneakers $127 // 4: Nike Dunk Sky High Top Pink Wedge Sneakers $153 // 5: Padua Wedge Suede Sneakers $125 // 6: Gola Liberty Quota Betsy Pink High Top Sneakers $110 // 7: Nike Blazer Mid Hyper High Top Sneakers $131 // 8: Kenzo x Vans Print Sneakers $125 // 9: Nike Free Training Fit 3 Dye Sneakers $136