My gosh, we fashion people will find any reasons to buy new clothes. Spring/Summer, Fall/Winter, Couture, Ready-To-Wear and collaborative collections are not enough. We have to include Resort.
With Spring/Summer 2012 fashion shows upon us very soon, I wanted to go back and see what we may expect from some fashion labels with their Resort 2012 pieces. I can’t say collection for most of them, since a pajama set shouldn’t be put into a collection. Some resort collections were beautiful, maybe great additions to one’s wardrobe, while others were boring, not needed or just too expensive. But this is after all Resort, geared towards the rich who can afford to buy new clothes specifically for traveling to warmer climates during the winter months. Keep my last sentence in mind when you see some of the clothes below.
As I started to review, some designers’ creations stood out for all the wrong reasons, while others did have me wishing I had a sugar daddy! It didn’t help that while my eyes were glued to the computer screen watching models look as though they just woke up to take quick pictures, in the background, In Living Color’s sketch”Men On” reruns were on television. You know where this is going.
Three Words To Describe this Collection WON-DER-FUL. Modern day Cinderella who can beat Prince Charming’s butt if he ever lost her glass slipper.
Alexander Wang: This collection should of been called slip and slide at your own expense.
3.1 Phillip Lim: If you’re looking for clothes to hide the holiday weight gain expected this is the line. The louder the print the less everyone will focus on … everything else.
Fruit be gone, please be gone.
Mulberry: Having fruits printed with big eyes, is that what we want to see on our sweaters when it 35 degrees in January? And the dog?
Things That Make Me Go Hmmmm.
Stella McCartney: Now if I ever had to be put into a straight jacket, this is what it should look like. Plus the idea is to go some place warm and enjoy the view not wear it on a jumper that, that… lost for words here.
A.L.C Loved it. Think those initials should have new meanings. All Love Classy. or All Love Classic, maybe All Like Clean. Whatever meanings we come up with, let’s see these initials next season for Spring/Summer 2012. Likey!
Not Loved but Lusted For
Herver Leger by Max Azria: Anything to suck us in, make us look slim and sexy after the holidays will be needed. It’s a shame that other designers weren’t so kind to us.
Acne: Why should we wear, a dress over a pair of pants then a jacket over the dress. Isn’t the whole idea of resort to leave the cold places, go someplace hot and look sexy with barely anything on? Ohh we get it, cover up the goods or else someone may take them….
Celine: Though it was the crazy scientist , keeping Dick Tracy trapped in the Secret Garden that has gone mad.